1. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.
2. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
3. The fastest method of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
4. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
6. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
7. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
8. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
9. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
10. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
11. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
12. Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway!
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