Some “Laws”

May only be bit of fun but I find they apply to me whenever the opportunity arises!

Law of Gravity

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.

Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!