This seems to be a vintage TV commercial for some sort of interactive television. It is rumoured to be the funniest Dutch commercial ever! Below are two lines of translation which will help you understand it. I’m sure you’ll be able to get the gist of it and enjoy the laugh.

“My perfect night in front of the television: a classical war film, a good tennis match and animal planet.”
“You can plan your perfect television-night with interactive television from Ziggo. The new way of watching television just begun.”

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